Randomosity!
I read, I write, I sleep, I write some more. I reblog random things. Some might be useful for writing, others spark ideas, and some just make me laugh. One of these days I'll tag everything... Rinse, repeat.
Sometimes I do actual work in there. More often I goof off and daydream about how awesome my life will be when my books get published.
I'm telling you stories; trust me.
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clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

snapesnostrils:

intj-confessions:

masculinerevolution:

Reasons why sexism is wrong 

I don’t usually reblog just for the hell of it but this has too few notes.

Guys this needs more notes.

Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.

(via stay-ocean-minded)

This monster likes to go through the mcdonald’s drive through and consume a 20pc chicken nugget meal with a shake and a side of fries.

(via 812inthemorning)

swirlyink:

terapsina:

Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.

"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."

"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"

"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."

"HULK. HUNGRY."

And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

14littlejazcicles:

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

My house identity is further confirmed

This is why every group of friends needs all four:

The Ravenclaw to come up with the plan

The Gryffindor and the Slytherin to execute the plan

The Hufflepuff to be the alibi

I mean… >_>;


The nutcracker

The nutcracker

kairibloodheart:

twofingerswhiskey:

kongehans:

I dO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ITS HARDER TO MAKE A FEMALE ASSASSIN THAN A MALE

DONT WANT TO DO HAIR ANIMATION??? GIVE HER SHORT HAIR

DONT WANT TO RENDER A DRESS??? HOW ABOUT YOU DRESS HER LIKE EVERY OTHER ASSASSIN?

COME ON AC DEVELOPERS ARE YOU THAT AFRAID OF RENDERING A GODDAMN BOOB

a lot of people fear things they’ve never seen before

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shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them